The Highest Form of Insult Is...

Kool Herc is sick and in need of surgery. The problem is, he doesn't have health insurance.

Here's a list of solutions:

• Jay-Z
• 50 Cent
• LL Cool J
• Def Jam
• Eminem
• Interscope
• Live Nation
• Jive Records
• Lil Wayne
• Baby
• Master P.
• Dr. Dre
• Will Smith
• Ludacris
• Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/Jack of all Trades, Master of None
• Russell Simmons
• Lyor Cohen
• Dame Dash
• Ice Cube
• EMI
• Sony
• Universal
• Warner Music Group
• E-40
• Salt-N-Pepa
• Snoop Dogg
• Guerilla Union
• Outkast
• Those mofos' who shot Biggie, Tupac, Freaky Tah and Jam Master Jay (If there was EVER a time to repent, it's now.)
• Jimmy Iovine
• Bert Padell
• Hot 97
• Funkmaster Flex
• DJ Khaled
• Ed Lover
• Viacom
• Sirius/XM
• Nas
• Kelis (C'mon. She's made more money off Nas' money than she did with R&B.)
• Violator Management
• Geffen Records
• Sylvia Robinson
• Queen Latifah
• The RZA
• The GZA
• Inspectah Deck
• Raekwon The Chef
• GhostFace Killer
• Method Man
• (U-God not listed on purpose)
• Rev. Run
• Cablevision
• The National Basketball Association
• Shaquille O'Neal (He still owes us for making OTHER athletes rap.)
• The Source
• Will.I.Am
• Wyclef Jean
• Dizzee Rascal
• MC Solaar
• Redman
• EPMD
• Vanilla Ice
• Ice-T
• Kid Frost
• Cypress Hill
• Gucci Mane (I'd only look at you 1/2 slanted after this.)
• Emmis Communications
• Clear Channel Communications, Inc.
• The Roots
• Fat Joe
• Cam'Ron
• Rick Ross
• An umpteen number of talentless, video 'women' (I kept that clean. Here's a hint: 'We don't love 'em though!')
• Soulja Boy
• KRS-One
• Nelly
• Teddy Riley
• Jermaine Dupri
• De La Soul
• John Singleton
• F. Gary Gray
• Bishop Don Magic Juan
• The Christopher Wallace Foundation
• Ciroc
• Patron
• Grey Goose
• Hennessy (Hell, they should donate a wing of their corporate offices to Kool Herc.)
• Remy Martin
• St. Ides
• Phat Farm
• Cross Colours (In spirit...)
• Lee
• Girbaud
• Nike
• Addidas
• Fila
• Dr. Jay's
• VIM
• 125th Street (From Broadway to Park Avenue.)

If I haven't made my point perfectly clear, PLEASE let me know and I'll do my best to provide more solutions.

Consider me a hypocrite but I find it EXTREMELY offensive to ask the FANS of hip hop to donate to Kool Herc's bills when we haven't been made privy to what ails him. And since the REAL fans have been 'donating' to hip hop for years via mis-managed contracts (Hey, it ain't MY fault if you were so hard up on 'getting a deal' that YOU didn't read your contract.), bad music, unsolved murders, contradictory messages, false feuds and other such nonsense I don't feel we should ante up ONE MORE RED CENT until those who've eaten for YEARS off US put their bling where their mouths are.

Kool Herc, get well soon. You're in my prayers.

Thanks for reading...

Bigg Russ